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Cow Chocolate Pudding

Majestic Cow Dump. Everybody’'s favorite!

Quantity:

Handful of Shit (1.5 pounds aprox.) .. $14.95

Shitload of Shit (3 pounds aprox.) .. $24.95

Add personalized Gift Card ..                           $1

Cow-chocolate

Horse Spring-Rolls

Grandma’'s Recipe. 100% Organic. The winners choice.

Quantity:

Handful of Shit (1.5 pounds aprox.) .. $14.95

Shitload of Shit (3 pounds aprox.) .. $24.95

Add personalized Gift Card ..                           $1

Horse-spring-rolls

Oink-Oink Turds

Aromatic, Classy, Messy…. You can’t go wrong.

Quantity:

Handful of Shit (1.5 pounds aprox.) .. $14.95

Shitload of Shit (3 pounds aprox.) .. $24.95

Add personalized Gift Card ..                           $1

Oink-oink-turds

Chicken Delights

Smelly and disgusting, though low in calories.

Quantity:

Tablespoon of shit (0.75 pounds aprox.) .. $14.95

1/2 Cup of shit (1.5 pounds aprox.) .. $24.95

Add personalized Gift Card ..                           $1

Chicken-delights

Goat Bites

Adorable but not so cute. Say it with Poop.

Quantity:

Tablespoon of shit (0.75 pounds aprox.) .. $14.95

1/2 Cup of shit (1.5 pounds aprox.) .. $24.95

Add personalized Gift Card ..                           $1

Goat-bites

DIRTY VALENTINES

You ain't getting chocolates this year my Dear...

Quantity:

Handful of Shit (1.5 pounds aprox.) .. $14.95

Add personalized Gift Card ..                           $1

Reindeer

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