I Poop You - Professional poop delivery service. For that special someone.

FAQs

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Is the poop real?

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I’m glad you asked that question. Our product consists of High Quality, farm raised and Eco-Friendly, hand-picked animal poop.

1st class only my friend!

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How long does it takes to arrive?

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All orders will be shipped via Priority Mail every 3 - 5 business days. IPoopYou.com will provide you with a tracking number in your order that will help you keep track of when and where your poop is until it hits your target. Unfortunately we cannot offer you a picture of the recipient’s face.

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Can I remain anonymous?

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Sure you can! Orders don’t necessarily need to be signed. It will be your choice to remain anonymous. We can guarantee your identity is secure with every shipping.

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What forms of payment does IPoopYou.com accept?

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We accept Mastercard, Visa, American Express and Discover.

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What conditions will the poop arrive in?

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Fresh & Smelly. Guaranteed!

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Is this a good idea?

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Definitely !!!